Sunday, November 24, 2013

An open letter to cold weather

Dear Cold Weather,

Thanks so much for dropping back into my life after a really long absence. You can go away now because this love affair is never going to take off.  Don't worry: it's me, not you that's the problem. You've done nothing wrong or unexpected and I'm sure there are some nice girls in the Arctic region right now that are glowing in your attention but I'm not.  My skin is dry, my hair is staticky and I hate you.  Really.  So let's call this whole thing off and you can swirl back on up to parts more northern and send some of your more fair-weather friends down this way.  No hard feelings, okay?

Thanks,
Susan

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